Here is some of our favourite funniest tweets from 2018.
me talking to a friend: like yes, intimacy is great, but am i really ready for a full relationship right now?
instagram ad: Do you feel like yes, intimacy is great, but am i really ready for a full relationship right now? If so, you should shop at this online thrift store
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) March 5, 2018
When you’re having a good time and realize you forgot to thaw the chicken for your mama pic.twitter.com/M2SStgA2VP
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) March 5, 2018
this is how lil kids cough pic.twitter.com/sXZx4AKNO4
— aliah (@aliahgeyes) December 3, 2018
I’m 100% convinced my grandma was the reason Mexico won pic.twitter.com/9jBRF5wFPE
— paola (@paola__janet) June 17, 2018
"your order has been shipped"
— lucky (@lildzaddy) January 3, 2018
How much spinach I start cooking vs how much I end up with. pic.twitter.com/DWmWEKQFkm
— Simply TC (@BienSur_JeTaime) January 5, 2018
priest: it be like that sometimes
congregation: and sometimes like that it be
— madison!!! (@madisonfrench_) November 5, 2018
Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.
— Spence (@SpenceDen) January 3, 2018
One Weird Trick To Getting Universal Healthcare That American Insurance Companies Don't Want You To Know pic.twitter.com/IvSwy0Efgo
— LadyBusiness' haunted Valentine's poinsettia (@LadyBusiness_) May 19, 2018
Take some time to read through this thread about hearing some overnight visitors in the room next door.
Okay, the discussion about roommates and overnight guests has obviously raised my desire to hear your worst roommate stories. Let’s have ‘em. Settle in.
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) November 30, 2018
Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch
— 𝔉𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 (@father) July 1, 2018
Sometimes when I get sad I look at this picture of my auntie when she thought she was bending out of this picture ah hahahahahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/0SWoRLYXjo
— kaytamine (@fleetwood__max) January 20, 2018
new tinder idea: upload all my photos upside down so girls turn their phone to look at them, obviously realise am ugly and swipe left but of course that's now actually right bing bang boom match
— ethan (@human_dis4ster) July 21, 2018
The end of 'Finding Dory' on Sweden's Netflix is, by far, the greatest movie moment in cinema history. pic.twitter.com/SXLWjLhZRB
— Luke Mathews (@Floppy_Ragdoll) March 31, 2018
The entire restaurant when somebody order fajitas pic.twitter.com/H2AmLPrPkU
— – (@tyreksh) August 28, 2018
How does traffic even happen ? Bitch just keep driving
— Sneed (@NoBeeetch) February 5, 2018
When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part.
— Bran Stark (@maxpalumbo5) January 3, 2018
Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.
— Jac Rayner (@GirlFromBlupo) April 6, 2018
Oh My Fuckin God, I am dying.
Surely this guy has one Scottish friend who should have told him? pic.twitter.com/9A9wO8kynF
— iRoy. Awaiting for the Cabinet to collapse. (@Roy_Isserlis) April 19, 2018
This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much pic.twitter.com/1c0M9Ag6IV
— ✨ Hamish Steele ✨ (@hamishsteele) February 7, 2018