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Here are some of our favourite tweets from around the world that show everyones different experiences on St Valentines Day.
We didn’t include any mushy love tweets because well.. who want to see that? It’s the singletons that use the day as material for jokes rather than bury themselves in chocolate and tears that make the day so entertaining.
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happy valentines day xox pic.twitter.com/J56Bf6SHaj
— Chris SimpsonsArtist (@getbentsaggy) February 14, 2017
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I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
— Marlebean (@Marlebean) February 11, 2015
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me on valentine's day pic.twitter.com/DDpT4a5RqM
— Common White Girl (@girlposts) February 11, 2014
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Email inbox:
"Valentine Day Gifts SALE"
"Valentine Special"
"Valentine's Day CONTEST"
"Valentine Offers"Tinder:
"You have zero matches"— Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 13, 2016
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The card my 5yo chose to give to his class for Valentine's day: pic.twitter.com/xqEnrogvsv
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 1, 2015
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It's been a bad Valentine's Day if you've only heard from Team Snapchat.
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) February 14, 2016
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Be careful out there pic.twitter.com/ZwfyeM9qEg
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) February 13, 2017
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I'm not sure what my husband has planned for Valentine's Day but I hope it involves him taking the kids & leaving me home alone.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 10, 2017
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Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
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That moment you realize your milk has a Valentine's Day date & you don't… pic.twitter.com/KX2S83bK8s
— Curtis Lepore (@curtislepore) February 1, 2016
