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Jeff Sessions as Forrest Gump

Attorney General Jeff Sessions (Kate McKinnon) chats with strangers (Octavia Spencer, Leslie Jones, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant, Beck Bennett) at a bus stop.

“I had a bad week. Started out real good. President made a great speech; folks were thrilled on the account that it was real words in a row for a whole hour. We was all as happy as a monkey with a peanut machine,” “Sessions” tells a bus stop visitor.

“But then I went to bed, I got 800 messages and phone alerts saying I was a sneaky little liar. I didn’t know what to do so my lawyer said ‘Run, Jeffy, run.’ I started running and running.”

“I’ve never talked to no Russians, ever. And that’s all I got to say about that,” the attorney general tells the man. As soon as that man boards the bus and is replaced by another passenger, “Sessions” admits, “I talked to the Russians. Twice. You know, I talked to a fellow who was Russian on account of he was the Russian ambassador.”



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