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Well if the first 50 didn’t work there is always much worse – here’s another 50 silly and cheesy intro chat up lines to break the ice. Happy hunting and if rejected at least have fun trying  … 

  • I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
  • Did you clean your pants with Windolene? I can practically see myself in them.
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
  • Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • Can I borrow your mobile? [“Why?”] To call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  • I’m Mr. Right/Mrs Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  • Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
  • What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
  • You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good
  • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
  • I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
  • I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
  • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die

The last one is definitely the cheesiest!! If you haven’t cracked it by now watch out tomorrow morning. See you in the bar later (we have to compile the last few chat up lines) and don’t forget to charge your phone!!



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