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Plan a Romantic Xmas? Here’s 50 Chat Up Lines

 Xmas throws up loads of social evenings when singles mingle and tingle. If you are open to a fling or a relationship chances of being chatted up increase big time. 

And with sexting and Tinder it seems we are losing the art of the chat up lines. But do no despair. Grintage have you covered. So be prepared for that moment when you have a chance to shine?! Some of the chat up lines are woeful, others cheesy and more may just put a smile on their face. And that’s usually not a bad place to start!

So remember the ones you like … but always have a really cheesy one ready just in case  …they say a GSOH is a major key to attraction. OK time to dive in … save best ones to Notes on your mobile!?  And also remember timing and clear confident delivery is everything.

  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach  I should take you out.
  • My mates bet me I wouldn’t talk to the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy 2 drinks with their money?
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’
  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
  • Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
  • Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  • My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
  • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  • There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  • There is something wrong with my mobile phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • Do you have a twin sister? (NO) Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in. (terms and conditions apply on this one – ed)
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
  • When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
  • I like Lego, you like Lego, why don’t we build a relationship?
  • You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours – JUST SAY YES!

Spot a chat up line for you? Good luck …and remember carry a condom and look after your mate if they are off their face. And NO does mean NO.



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