Tina Fey reacts to the events of Charlottesville and offers a plan for how to deal with future Alt-Right protests.
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“It’s a beautiful school and I have nothing of fond memories of my time there,” the former Saturday Night Live star said.
“So it broke my heart to see these evil forces descend on Charlottesville, and then our president, Donald John Trump – which I don’t think people talk about enough what a stupid jackass name that is… – anyway Donnie John comes out and says that he condemns violence ‘on many sides, on many sides.’ I’m feeling sick, because I’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark and I wasn’t confused by it … Nazis are always bad, I don’t care what you say.”
“A lot of us are feeling anxious and are asking ourselves, ‘What can I do? I’m just one person,’ so I would urge people this Saturday, instead of participating in the screaming matches and potential violence, find a local business to support – maybe a Jewish-run bakery or an African-American-run bakery – order a cake with the American flag on it, and just eat it.”