Reese just got the results of a genetic test back, and now she thinks she might be related to Conan.
“I called your producer on the way here in the car because I was every excited.
“I did one of those genetic testing things and I found out that I’m 63 percent Irish. I had no idea. I had no idea! I thought I was Scottish and Welsh. It turns out my parents are just full of s**t, I guess. But now I’m Irish,” she exclaimed.
She also manages to list out nearly every Irish stereotype while she’s at it.
“It just makes so much sense,” the clearly ebullient star continued. “I’m a really good drinker. I love St. Patrick’s Day. Potatoes are delicious. I’m looking forward to meeting all my cousins.”