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READ: Irish humour + 4 Free Jokes!

Lets face it the Irish as a whole are bleeding great craic all together! We love jokes …

.. begorrah so says the people on streets of the Emerald Isle and do they ever pull a leg!

Most of us strive to see the funny side in our day to day lives and below are four jokes based on your typical Irish stereotyping we can’t help but get a kick out of!

The Ballycashel Echo

“Is that the Ballycashel Echo?” asks Mick.

“How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?”

“Five euros an inch,” a woman replies. “Why? What are you selling?”

“A ten-foot ladder,” said Mick …. before slamming the phone down

Drunk priest

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

He says: “Have you been drinking?

“Just water,” says the nervous priest.

The cop replies: “I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says: “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

Forgetful doctor

Dr O’Mahony tells his patient: “I have bad news and worse news, John.”

“Oh dear,” John replies. “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies: “You only have 24 hours to live.”

That’s terrible,” says the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

Dr O’Mahony replies: “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

 

Car Park

An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space.

“Lord,” he prayed. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.”

Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: “Never mind, I found one!”

Don’t blame us by the way – we’re just passing them on.

Blame & Credit – DublinChatOnlineTV

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