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WATCH: The Big Lebowski classic ‘Jesus Scene’

It’s often found in top 10 lists and one of comedy’s greatest moments in cinema history  – ‘The Big Lebowski’s  Jesus Scene’!

In this classic Coen Brothers movie some of the biggest character driven actors star in this cult classic.

Follow along with Jesus & the Dude:

Jesus Quintana: What’s this day of rest shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man – ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes “click.”

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Jesus Quintana: Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

The Big Lebowski – Trailer

Clips – Raphael Dumke & PictureBox Films

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