At the moment we feature a lot of Donald Trump … but as Oz comedian Jim Jeffries wisely said elsewhere on a live stand up Grintage clip – ‘he is a lot of fun’.
And compared to how ‘unfunny’ Irish political satire is at the moment we have to go – just like Brexit – with the comedy flow.
And now that he’s potentially going to be elected the new President of the USA, we can exclusively report that Donald Trump is shifting his policies slightly to the left – announced in a new format called Trump Code.
But before that video here are some of Donald Trump’s best quotes to date:
“What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That’s were the fun is.”
“Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.”
“Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.”
“Everything in life is luck.”
“If you’re interested in ‘balancing’ work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.”
“In the end, you’re measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.”
“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
“Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.”
“As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.”
So after those pearls of wisdom – how left has Donald Trump gone?
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