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FAIL – America’s July 4th

Happy July 4th to the many US friends and fans in the USA!

Like St Patrick’s Day in Ireland (and for the Irish worldwide), our good American friends would never ignore July 4th and, no where they are around the globe, their independence from British rule is celebrated. 

FYI – On July 4, 1776, the Continental Congress declared themselves a new nation, the United States of America, and therefore no longer part of the British Empire and thus independent.

But be amazed and watch US born citizens answering the most basic questions about Independence Day!

They maybe silly but here are the top 10 favorite jokes sent in by kids about Independence Day!

10) What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic turtle!
From Jessica, age 7, Abilene, TX

9) What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
From Eloise, age 9, Charlottesville, VA

8) Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
From Betty, age 9, CT

7) How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
From Tom P., age 8, KY

6) What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
From Rachel, age 8, Long Beach, CA

5) What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
From Marie K., age 12, Dallas, TX
4) Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
From Christy, age 14, Denver, CO

3) Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
From Tom P., age 8, KY

2) What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
From Scott, age 11, Colorado

1) Do they have a 4th of July in Ireland?
Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.

From Grintage, age 7 months Dublin

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