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FINAL PICK UP LINES

Weekend is close … choose your best 10 and play it by ear. Here’s the final suggestion box. And yes – the first chat up line should be spoken by a male!

  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
  • They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
  • (Ask him/her for the time) 9:15? So today is May 26, 2016, at 5:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the man/woman of my dreams.
  • I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
  • You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of ‘you’ wrapped up in it.
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
  • Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
  • Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is all we will ever be?
  • Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, what is your favorite? ‘Do you come here often?‘, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.‘?
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next boy/girlfriend.
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen heaven.
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

Good luck …

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